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Just came back from plowing, we have 10+ inches on the ground, sleds are out riding, lake are NOT staked yet so stay off them please.
Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine.... He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can’t stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy. The supervisor is puzzled and asks, “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" "It's Frank. The midget."
Even Subway restaurants.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The man from England fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The man from New Zealand reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Australian started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Aussie replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Ah, Science.
https://www.aol.com/video/view/extreme-closeup-of-the-moon-is-slightly-disturbing/59f9c6168c08e00c7adfd4f3/
Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes. Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about three. Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5..00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!). Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose. Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct? Man: Correct. Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct? Man: Correct. Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No. Man: Where is your airplane?
http://www.infosurhoy.com/cocoon/saii/xhtml/en_GB/news/did-nasa-discover-aliens-wait-until-thursday-for-the-big-revelation/
https://www.yahoo.com/news/elderly-man-fights-off-intruders-fatally-shoots-one-155852046.html
Too old now, but used to bench press 225lbs.
Little more.
That's only about 3/5ths. of what's here.
I receive and ship tracks quite often, I use UPS.
I have 25-30 here all the time, for sale now. I quit burning wood this year after 46 years.
Same here, or wood.
http://money.cnn.com/2017/12/05/technology/future/home-of-future-materials/index.html
Thought you meant American Water Spaniels..LOL
