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Simple Jim

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  1. @ZR6000RR met bigfoot once and he ate his ass. I was there videotaping.
  2. is it true north start performance has a fix for this with a power block clutch ? I wish @ZR6000RR would come back so he can tell us how he enjimneered it to not start on fire. hes a god amongst men
  3. Will ricky sell me some ti wristpins for my kawasaki?
  4. In northern MN we have a haydays and it involves 3 midgets 2 toasters and a spool of bailing string.
  5. last week @ZR6000RR had relations with my sister. I was more upset over the fact she banged someone out side of the family By northern Minnesota law he owes me 9 stones and a cow.
  6. Whose meat is getting beat and whose bushings need made? I'm so confused.
  7. I can make up works to AERYT23SADOIN2A
  8. well I enjimneered the data and its the only logical choice when you need to leave slime behind
  9. Sometimes when I'm bored on the job site I cover myself in grease and pretend I'm slug crawling across the pavement.
  10. I got lost in the portapottie on the job site once , took me two days to find my way out of there. Luckily I enjimneered a solution for it to never happen again using grade 123-6026 aggregate to find my way back.
  11. I get lost coming out of the garage.. thank got for my gps and my enjimneering technical knowlege
  12. My gripe is these assholes trying to impersonate me.
  13. HELL YEAH BROTHER BEST MACHINES EVER MADE!
  14. Gym doesn't stand a chance because Jim rides at WFO throttle all the time.
  15. It was just me tearing ass on my KAWASAKI THE GREATEST SLED EVER MADE
  16. can you give me buckets of rocks so I can be cool like @ZR6000RR too?
  17. Whats wrong with the short bus? been riding it for years.
  18. Doesn't matter they all suck compared to my Kawasaki . Kawasaki is the best brand ever.
  19. I wish I was , Jimmy has buckets of rocks , I don't have buckets of rocks I am too poor.
  20. Jimmy knows his rocks! Jimmy has friends! Jimmy rides the best equipment even though he doesn't use all the power of it! Jimmy is superior to everyone else because Jimmy said so!
  21. those the rocks you engineered up at work ?
  22. he prefers it like his wife - dry as the desert.
  23. hes many things ... short, fat, stupid, circus midget, needledickthebugfucker. On top of being a hack.
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