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Simple Jim

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  1. I ordered my new Kawasaki just because it was galaxy blue , I am just waiting for my insider to tell me when they will be on the line at arctic cat
  2. what day does kawasaki take over the arctic cat assembly line this year? anyone know?
  3. Did you trade him a bucket of gravel for this info ? or did he share you with uncle sasquatch?
  4. uncle daddy , you know you cheated on sister mommy with the samsquantch , I seent it !
  5. what is worse a pea sized brain or a oversized butthole due to being jack hammered in it by a samsquantch?
  6. Till they see me pull up on the greatest sled ever produced - Kawasaki , it got our sister mother pregnant just by hearing it fire up. Did sasquatch buy you a drink before he took advantage of you ? or did you just go full pull on him right away.
  7. YEAH NANANANA POO POO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO!!!
  8. YEAH YOU TELL HIM JIZUM WE ARE BIG MONEY ROUND HERE
  9. you were that angry after sasquatch got you in the woods in a good ol norman county stump hump.
  10. what do I need to do to make my kawasaki go faster?
  11. Buttholes , they aren't for pooping anymore...
  12. unlike the windsheild washing fluid you drink ? like you would know. My kawasaki dealer said they are coming out with something called the synergist , it will be a supercharged greasy triple with leaf springs but it wont matter because I dont drive over 35 so I stay safe and alive
  13. Those arctic cat idiots wouldn't know what to do with a drifter before the turbo.. other than let sasquatch fuck them
  14. Anyone know when Kawasakis reveal is ? Rumor has it they have some new tech coming out for me to ride 25mph with.
  15. can anyone show me the kawasaki vs catalyst video? thats wright there aint one cause they know the kawi would beat the brakes off that ass
  16. I wonce stuck a marker up my butt and realized quickly it waas an exit only cave. my cousin in norman county got fucked by sasquatch and I watched
  17. that would not ma ma ma make me happyyyy
  18. All this rider forward stuff don't matter, my kawasaki will still beat the brakes off its ass. my kawasaki is the greatest snowmobile ever made
  19. I felt powerless once , then a pooped in a pool at the waterpark and shut it down.
  20. @ZR6000RR sits when he pees and went crying to moderators... just like I had to cry to my wife after watching sasquatch get his ass ate by Jimmy while he was searching for buckets of rocks
  21. That dipshit @ZR6000RR talks out of his ass and this Jimmy decided it was time to hoof him in the front butt. Hes the smartest guy in the room but cant tell the difference between 3 and 6 miles. hes more retarded than me!
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