SSFB Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Oh noez!!!!!!!!!11 Quote WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed today. The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back of the turkey's head and the bird lacked opposable thumbs with which to operate a firearm. The turkey had been publicly pardoned for the crime of being delicious and set free by Trump in a popular White House Thanksgiving tradition. Shortly after being released, the turkey confirmed its possession of "credible" information that would lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton, posting on the bird's social media account that it was a good thing Trump had pardoned the turkey, so the world could find the truth out about the Clintons. Metro police discovered the turkey's body later, shot twice in the back of the head and stabbed in the back. There was a nearby handwritten note confirming that the death was "not fowl play." https://babylonbee.com/news/recently-pardoned-turkey-found-dead-after-claiming-to-have-dirt-on-hillary-clinton?fbclid=IwAR0rKgk2-0K1Nk-RMaC16yuronUhJjF6rEJNAaiFbDjMCV98sgUXx66vJts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member Jimmy Snacks Posted November 27, 2019 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted November 27, 2019 She killed Bread n Butter....that vile wench!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 That's 57 for the Clinton's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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