Snake Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 ARLINGTON, VA—During a brief Friday press conference discussing the recent incident in which ricin-laced mail was sent to him at the Pentagon, United States Secretary of Defense James Mattis confirmed that the highly toxic poison was “delicious,” stating “I warmed it up in the microwave, put a little mustard on it and ate it as an afternoon snack.” The man who has confessed to mailing the ricin, Navy veteran William Clyde Allen III, was intending to cause serious harm to the Defense Secretary or even kill him. When a reporter asked Mattis if he was ever worried that his health would be jeopardized by ingesting a substance that causes death by shock and multiple organ failure at a dosage of fewer than two grams, he replied, “I don’t worry. I cause worry.” "I am the danger," he added ominously. Pressed about the serious nature of the situation, “Mad Dog” Mattis said, “It was delicious, really. Thank you for that tasty morsel, Mr. Allen. Next time please send some more, so I can whip up some of my famous ricin cakes.” https://babylonbee.com/news/mattis-confirms-ricin-mailed-to-him-was-delicious-ate-it-with-a-little-mustard 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zambroski Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Spectacular. Just spectacular. "Pressed about the serious nature of the situation, “Mad Dog” Mattis said, “It was delicious, really. Thank you for that tasty morsel, Mr. Allen. Next time please send some more, so I can whip up some of my famous ricin cakes.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtralettucetomatoe580 Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKIQPilot Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Love that guy. Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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