XCR1250 Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 A midget with a lisp goes to a farmer to buy a horse. He looks over the horse to inspect it, and says to the farmer, "I'd like to sthee its teeth." So the farmer picks him up to give him a view of the teeth. Then, the midget says, "I'd like to sthee its ears." Again, the farmer picks him up to view the horses ears. Then the midget says, "I'd like to sthee its twat." "Excuse me?" says the farmer. The midget says, "I'd like to sthee its twat." So the farmer picks him up and shoves his head up the horse's twat. The midget's legs are flailing violently, and he’s screaming in there, so the farmer pulls him out and puts him down. The midget looks at the farmer and says, "I think I'll rephrase that, I'd like to sthee it run." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Platinum Contributing Member steve from amherst Posted May 24, 2018 Platinum Contributing Member Share Posted May 24, 2018 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted May 24, 2018 Share Posted May 24, 2018 Wonder if Ballsack bought the horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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