XCR1250 Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. The following is a recap of my current identity: I was born white, which makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist. I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe. I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel. I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old person. I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary. I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe. I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist. I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social. I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever. I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist. Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) And then Ballsack with the sick dago humour Edited August 20, 2016 by Momorider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted August 20, 2016 Author Share Posted August 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said: http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ LOL, thanks Vince, I needed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mileage Psycho Posted August 21, 2016 Share Posted August 21, 2016 20 hours ago, XCR1250 said: LOL, thanks Vince, I needed that. It was teed up so I high I just had too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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