XCR1250 Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 For a guy and his girlfriend with two children all you have to do is follow these proven steps: 1. Don't marry her. 2. Always use your mom's address to get your mail. 3. The guy buys a house. 4. The guy rents out house to his girlfriend with his two kids. 5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home. 6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare, so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance. 7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free for being a single mother. 8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps. 9. Girlfriend gets a free cell phone. 10 Girlfriend gets free utilities. 11 Guy moves into home, but continues to use mom's address for his mail. 12 Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims the other kid on their tax forms. Now both get to claim head of household at $1800 credit. 13 Girlfriend gets $1800 a month disability for having a "bad back" and never has to work again. This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people! A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0 dollars. An unmarried couple with a stay-at-home mom nets $21,600 disability + $10,800 free housing + $6,000 free Obamacare + $6,000 free food + $4,800 free utilities + $6,000 Pell grant money to spend + $12,000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArcticCrusher Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Thanks Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oleroule Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 makes you mad enough to want to burn the whole thing down and start over. war for independence 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spin_dry Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 The beginning of a republican circle jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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