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Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home.

 

The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems..

 

I'm seventy years old.

Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate.

All day long I try to urinate.

They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.”

 

The second old man says,

“You think you have problems.

I'm eighty years old.

Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels.

I try all day long.

They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."

 

Finally the third old man speaks up,

“Fellas: I'm ninety years old.

Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate.

Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels.

 

Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up."

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