Today's Joke

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After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.

 

As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled

out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:

 

"Hi sweetheart.  It's Sue. I'm on the train".  Yes, I know it's the six thirty and

 

not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting.  No, honey, not with that Kevin

 

from the accounting office.  It was with the boss.  No sweetheart, you're the only

 

one in my life.  Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"  Fifteen minutes later, she was

 

still talking loudly.   When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned

 

over and said into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

 

 

Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.