Simple Jim

9 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I won the dick sucking marathon here in norman county I know a thing or two glizzy gobbling

10 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I found out at work today I can fit 3 adult racoons in my ass

10 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

I wear an adult diper.

I once jerked off to naked pictures of bea arthur

will they have a class for my kawasaki this year?

2 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

You are such a special fuckup. Your parents must be so proud of you. Not!

You make me look bright and I'm retarded.

4 hours ago, Deephaven said:

But what he does is fine.  Holds signs.  

Hey now that’s just uncalled for - for six Dairy Queen coupons or 8 bucks he’ll hold your dick too. 

10 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I have been to 2 poop dealers and between them, there was 7 23 available. Building more supposedly than Cat, but if you are not selling them, then you have an over priced, recall ready carry over. Typical Polaris response though.

Cool story bro

On 8/14/2023 at 5:44 PM, Not greg b said:

This is interesting 

I WONT GO TO THAT RUBBISH ANYMORE SINCE THEY DONT LET ME BRING IN MY OWN OLD MILWAUKEE AND @ZR6000RR WAS BANNED FOR SODIMIZING 3 HORSES AND A BEAGLE

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE TORQUE SETTING ON A KAWASAKI CHAINCASE IS ?

I just went for the straight pipe out of ol polly.

Just like my brother Jim goes for straight guys pipes in norman county

2 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I cant tell who I'm in love with more Krom or Awful knawful . Id bang them both. No contest.

well that just made it awkward. Whens my kawasaki coming off the line at cat ? have you talked to your important contact on that?

I only drink my own urine , not just because its sterile but it tastes good.

12 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

Pray? Not one bone of religion in me since the priest left my inflammed butthole. I know you are not like me. I am a stupid fuck. What kind again? African? Asian? I am not only a cock loving man, I am now looking rather racist. 

Finally you tell the truth uncledaddy , sister mother wants to know where her check is ?

35 minutes ago, mnstang said:

Depends if wet or dry 

I dont know if I feel comfortable giving you that information , Im sure uncledaddy Jimbo will answer you when hes doing going on his homoerotic witch hunt

Does anyone know what my stick on mohawk weighs?

4 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

I usually let sasquatch eat my ass from the front while I stay belly up

What an overshare uncledaddy.

13 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I want to eat your ass like the fucktard I am!

Sasquatch is gonna get jealous... 

My biggest issue is my brother uncle jim keeps fucking sasquatch and makes the family watch the video of him getting jack hammered in his doo doo hole while wearing a micky mouse outfit. 

9 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I'll let any skidoo rider for 6 dairy queen coupons for 5 bucks jackhammer my back door like its their own because i am envious of their ride

now that's just perverse.. 

13 hours ago, fortune46x said:

were they cows, pigs? or other?? I mean that might effect the currency... maybe what we need is a dick expert to weigh in here.. @ZR6000RR @Simple Jim @Gym Ramstud

care to weigh in ? 

You'll have 2 ask the orginal dix slayer 

8 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

You are sure into Dicks. 

I bet you are proud your expertise is contagious sister mom called , the check is due

11 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I would have fucked her stupid. You would have driven her insane. She told me.

how can you cheat on sister mommy like that ? how dare you !!

10 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

Boom! in my mouth just the way I like it!

is that how you roped sasquatch in uncledaddy? 

11 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I once sucked dick for bus fare then walked

What an overshare! Jism why must you bring shame on our family like that uncledaddy. 

11 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

The human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage. A raccoon can squeeze into holes as tight as 4 inches, Meaning you can take almost two full raccoons up your ass, however after my encounter with sasquatch in Norman county I think I can fit a family of 6 in there. 

Jism , what an overshare , we don't need to know what you do on a Saturday night when the power goes out and you have nothing else to do.