AK440

Whoa! You gays have trouble with controlling your emotions. How many cocks did you choke on before your community🌈 gave you that user name?

You gotta dig deep to support the industry. If you don’t snowcheck a ‘25 you’re not a true snowmobiler. The least you could do is buy a leftover ‘23 or ‘24. If you don’t the OEM’s won’t build hardly any 25’s, factories will shut down, assembly workers will be laid off. The entire sled industry will come to a shuddering halt and then cease to exist.

You doing your part to prop up the industry? I called my dealer this morning and said I want to buy 3 leftover ‘24 Boosts. But because I want to do my part I insisted they charge me full MSRP on all three. I don’t want any late season discounts as that hurts the industry. Weird thing is I could’ve gotten a 4th sled like an SP for free with how much the Boosts were marked down so I’m not sure if I fucked myself? 🤔

Even Stevie Wonder could’ve seen the sled industry crash coming. The bicycle industry is in the same condition. Fuck’em both. Those companies were all too happy to quickly jack their prices during COVID and screw over their loyal customers. They seem to have forgotten that they sell luxury goods for a recreational market and very, very few people actually need a snowmobile or a bicycle. The only reason the auto industry isn’t in as bad of shape is because you pretty much need an automobile to live a normal life in most areas of the country.

Interesting, pretty certain this is a no bashing zone. @Doug

Sled dogs get killed in Alaska and everyone thinks it funny. Some Charlie Brown trees get run over and lower 48 people freak out. Huh… WTF?

Go gather up your acorns and burn them. They lied to you, your winter is over.

Let’s see your snowmobiling photos.

WTF? Why don’t they just run the events? It didn’t stop Sioux Falls or ERX.

Bwahahaha! Your winter is over and it’s barely March. From @Crnr2Crnr bullshit acorns to @Bontz @mnstang @krom @Deephaven climate change denier posts you’re all 100% owned! https://apple.news/ATOin7dAnSZizIx3cXyZrIg

I called them at 3:05pm CST this afternoon and asked WTF?! I demanded that Hayes, Rager & Wilzcek all get on the speaker phone at once and explain this bullshit. What happened is the 9R Boost got held back a year as marketing saw some really bad snowcheck forecasts over the weekend. They had to scramble and take the entire website down today to make very last minute changes to scrub any mention the 9R Boost. They are hoping for snow and to bring it out in ‘26.

Just admit you have no clue what the clickers do and you just spin them to try and look cool in the bar parking lot. Does it make you angry that Jimwit is a much faster rider than you?

The boost 850 lacks low end response and the 9R lacks top end. A turbo on a 9R makes it the best combination.

You are the very definition of riding like a grandmother. Not knowing that stiffening the damping for a rough trails allows you to go faster proves it. You will see I’m right in a few more hours. This will be the lowest snowcheck season for Polaris since they invented the program in the 80’s. Stop, just stop, you’re embarrassing yourself. Have you considered the EVO 550? It is more your speed. Then guys won’t make fun of you for riding 10 mph over the whoops with your clickers set full soft.

Bwahahaha! You go from this. To this. Congratulations, you’ve just proven you know jackshit about sleds or suspension. Go back to your Facebook groups circle jerk about what wrap to get.

Here are some more vids from the Sioux Falls snoX

So you want a photo of Cockhaven’s sled?

Hey fat ass, don’t you have the bottom of a KFC bucket to find?

I’m supposed to post a photo of a Polaris now?

So exciting. Where were the hot chicks at the Sioux Falls sausage party/mud bog/dirtX event?

How do you figure that?

You are a gwaddamn moron. How do you go from telling everyone to turn their clickers to full soft for a rough trail to then saying a snox sled rides too stiff?

Pay up asswipe.