Rocket Man

Outstanding Leader will meet with Imperialist Pig Carter only if he brings twinkies.

Comrade Moto, this is Outstanding Leader's favorite song. No need for overlay, true Korea plays this song often during military parades. True Korea will play this song on all American loudspeakers for weeks after American Imperialist Pigs surrender to true Korea. Thank!

Silly Americans believe Earth is flat. Outstanding Leader knows Earth is round. ICBM inbound.

Comrade Waters knows best and has interests of Americans and best Korea in mind.

Outstanding Leader does not approve of your dissent. In best Korea, as a part of their mandatory freedom, all citizens are required to stand behind the words of Outstanding Leader.

Outstanding Leader does not like faggots. Best Korea has no faggots because we have mandatory freedom where everyone has the freedom to not be a faggot. Outstanding Leader will prepare ICBM now. Thank!

Who should Outstanding Leader nuke first?

Outstanding Leader has best name, all true Korean children wish they shared a name with Outstanding Leader. Outstanding Leader also has the best haircut, all true Korean males wish to have haircut like Outstanding Leader.

@Momorider is bitch of all Korea. Outstanding Leader will not tolerate this sort of talk from draft dodgers who do not represent their country in time of need. Outstanding Leader and his ancestors represent true Korea honorably in our wars against the Imperial Pigs. Is Chairman Kim to understand that he has a Comrade on the forum?

Outstanding Leader has all the vagina he could ever desire. True Korean women wish to be with Outstanding Leader more than anything in life. Thank!

Outstanding Leader's mother died many years ago, imperialist Kike. Outstanding Leader shall nuke you first.

Outstanding Leader has most amazing body, all true Korean women want to be with Outstanding Leader. Outstanding Leader does however eat lots of Twinkies. Generals in true Korea tell Outstanding Leader that only one person in the world eats more Twinkies. He goes by the name Momorider, do you know this person?

Hello.......Kim Jong Un here, AKA Outstanding Leader, posting from best Korea. You American Imperialist pigs wish you lived in Korea. We have free school, housing, jobs for everyone, no Mexicans and no terrorism. DPRK is greatest country in Universe. Thank!