XCR1250 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 The Marine and the Minister A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu ... After the stopover a crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the minister. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The flight attendant asked the Marine if he wanted a drink. The Marine asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust..... "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!" The old Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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