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A THRILLING STORY OF A YOUNG WOMAN,

ABOUT TO CRASH, IN A SMALL AIRCRAFT!

 

This is the story of a young Seattle college student flying in the right seat of a small plane with an old pilot. The pilot has a heart attack and dies. The young lady passenger frantically grabs the mike and calls out  "May Day! May Day!  Help me!

Help me! The pilot just had a heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly. Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a calming voice on the radio saying: "This is Sea-Tac Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath, stay calm, and everything will be fine!

"Now give me your height and position.”

She replies, "I'm 5' 4" and I support Joe Biden."

"O.K.", says the calm voice on the radio…

"Now slowly repeat after me: “Our Father, who art in Heaven.”

 

 

 

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