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Little Johnny Strikes Again! Christmas Theme!

A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.

 

Joey says, “A computer.”; The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”

 

Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.”; The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.”

 

Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don't need anything!”

 

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

 

Little Johnny replies, “No, I'm sure we don't. When Biden was elected, I clearly remember my dad saying, ‘

 

Well, that's the last f-cking thing we ever needed!’”

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