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Brad lived in California and was a lifelong devotee of all leftist causes.  

 

As it looked less and less certain that Trump would be leaving the White House in 2021, Brad became morose, then despondent.

 

He was sick of the world -- of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

 

Brad decided he'd had enough and said his goodbyes.

 

He drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window using plastic sheeting and duct tape.  He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.  Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car.  She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

 

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, Brad was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

 

This is to be expected from a California Democrat.

 

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