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A newly married couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.  As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was big and burly, tossed his pants to his wife and said, “Here, put these on.”

 

She caught them and put them on.  She said, “I can’t wear your pants!”

 

“That’s right,” her hubby answered, “and don’t you forget it. I’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

 

At that, his wife flipped him her panties. “Try these on,” she said.

 

He tried them on and could only get them up to his kneecaps. “Hell, I can’t get in your panties,” he said.

 

“That’s right,” his wife replied, “and that’s the way it is going to be until your attitude changes!”

 

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