Today's Joke

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Years ago, when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the
expression  "Bull S***." As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not
necessary to use such crude language, the expression became "BS."



What did I really mean when I used those expressions? I meant that
something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It
covered any number of negative formats. The dictionary defines it as:
nonsense; especially: foolish insolent talk.



I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in
the future. When I have a need to express such feelings, I will use the
word "pelosi." Let me use it in a sentence. "That's just a bunch of
pelosi.”



I encourage you to do the same. It is such a nasty sounding word, it
really packs a punch, we are no longer being vulgar, and it clearly
expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, perhaps the word could be
entered into the dictionary.



When on a ranch watch your step and don't step in pelosi.  It will get on
the bottom of your boot and won't go away until the next election. 



What a fitting and descriptive legacy for the Speaker of the House!*