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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Ray and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”

He then addressed the men:

“Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Ray leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

 

And thus began Ray's life of celibacy.

 

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