XCR1250 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 A simplified urine test for elderly males. Go outside and pee in the garden. If ants gather: - Diabetes. If you pee on your feet: - Prostate. if it smells like a barbecue: - Cholesterol. if when you shake it, your wrist hurts: - Osteoarthritis. if you return to your room with your wiener outside your pants: - Alzheimer’s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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