XCR1250 Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 Top Ten Country & Western Songs 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine. 9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman; But I Woke Up With A Few. 8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'. 6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win. 5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here. 4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him. 3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger. 2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer. And the number one Country & Western song is... 1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hwytohell Posted June 5, 2019 Share Posted June 5, 2019 My truck won't run . Got stuck down by the river. My dog left with my girlfriend. Whiskey makes her frisky but it makes my fishing pole weak. County fair , county fair and that pickle queen dream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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