XCR1250 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before? The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I wasn't staring at you like you tink. That would not be proper.” The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?" He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell...... Ma’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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