XCR1250 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 FREE SEX IN ARKANSASA gas station owner in Arkansas was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read: "Free Sex with Fill-Up. Just guess the right number between 1 and 10." Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked about the Free Sex game. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his Free Sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No Free Sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with his brother Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked about the Free Sex. The proprietor gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no Free Sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away Free Sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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