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An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"

 
He replies: "No girl, that's no longer possible for me."
 
Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!"
 
They both go inside. They undress and he performs like a young buck, giving it to her 5 times in a row. "Oh my goodness", says the hooker, breathless, "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?!"
 
Says the old guy: "Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying that is no longer possible!"
 
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