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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate

exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have

either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.

The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a

large unfriendly woman who looked more like a Sumo wrestler than woman.

I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,

“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE.

YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to

Look at me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered

quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE

OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR

THAT DID YOURS.”





 

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