Today's Joke

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Hi, Fred, this is Richard, next door. I’ve got a confession to make.
I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to
get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you
in this text and I can’t live with myself a minute longer without you
knowing about this. The truth is that when you’re not around I’ve
been sharing your wife, day and night. In fact, probably much more
than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently and I know that
that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live
with the guilt and hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive
me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you. Regards,
Richard


Neighbour’s response:

Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, grabbed his gun and shot
Richard, killing him. He went back home and poured himself a stiff
drink and sat down on the sofa. Fred then looked at his phone and
discovered a second text message from Richard.


Second text message:

Hi, Fred. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.
I expect you figured it out and noticed that the damned Auto-Correct
had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death
of us all.

Regards,

Richard