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Little Kenny was sitting in the class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom...
He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to go take a piss!!'

The teacher replied, 'No Kenny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to is, 'I need to Urinate'. Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'

Little Kenny thinks for a bit, and then says, 'YOUR'E AN EIGHT, but  if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN' 

 

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