XCR1250 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, “Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.’" “I have a better idea,’"she replied, “Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.” “Wow! That's a great idea!” he exclaimed. “Good,” she replied, “Get your own friggin’ blanket!” After a moment of silence, he farted. The End. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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