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Just googled Russian Tits. 

1 hour ago, smokin george said:

As long as they can show pics of their sisters tits

I happen to enjoy tits myself.

Just now, Sal Rosenberg said:

 

Mongo's .  He's locked in the basement tho

I had to log out and log back in. It wouldn't load at all earlier?

1 hour ago, Biggie Smails said:

Nobody gets upset....they just don't laugh.

WTF???? At least make us smile? Fucking Idiots.............

Facts always shut down a copies and past thread.

Another fucked up true story. Two or three weeks after I broke up with the lady friend. She emailed me requesting her sex toys. She didn't want them to just be thrown away because we couldn't work it out? 

10 minutes ago, ckf said:

Years ago I was in a head shop with a buddy. There were two dykes in the toy section putting a vibrator on layaway. We figured the conversation on the way home went something like this: "Yep, two more payments and I'm going to fuck the shit out of you"

I have a good story to add to this. The wife was going to a batchleret party and was in charge of bringing the gag gifts. ( no pun intended) so I had to go with because there are a bunch of weirdos at our local sex shop. They have peep shows at the dildo shop if you will.lol  While in the store,wife on one side of the store looking at dick suckers? I pull a 4' long black dick dildo off the shelf and yell across the store to my wife," if size doesn't matter,why do they make these things so big?" Holy fuck was it funny to me,da wife,not so much. HaHaHa

2 minutes ago, ArcticCrusher said:

Those last two are a show stopper.

I'm a stupid no good Union construction worker? I've collected 3 weeks of unemployment benefits in 30 years? Always found my own jobs,never went through the hall? I'm now part of the hiring process at the privately owned company I work for. Between not being able to pass a drug test and the history of comp cases they bring to the table? Shit ton of unemployable peaple out there,not unemployment!!!!! Just stating the facts bitches..........

Holy fuck story! In the Chicago land area,the only ones not working are the ones that choose not to work. Lots of jobs out there for those that want to work. Then again,you have to show up to work,pass a drug test and have some sort of skill?

He is still trying to spank the snot out of Goofy. This could take some time.

We can't fuck with Canada! They support the entire state of Florida in the winter. We don't need another southern welfare state.

If the Mid East didn't have oil,they would be as powerful as some small Africa Country. It's all about $$$$$$$$$$. Was in the Mid East in the late 80's/ early 90's. The same shit was going on back then. We aren't the only ones selling arms. There are plenty of other country's in the game.

Sorry,let me clarify. Muslim terrorist don't  associate with Jews. I spent two years in the Gulf,I know a little bit about the subject.

Terrorists don't associate with Jews you dumb fucks. 

Just now, Ez ryder said:

or at least send her a dick pic

I wouldn't rule that out either.

I would still do her.