Ernie McCracken

I could really go for an orange whip right now.

Tanqueray and Tab, bitches.

9 hours ago, Snoslinger said:

Yeah I’m not sticking around long. Like a seagull, I’m going to take some dumps on rwws and then fly off. You know, being all “butthurt” again if that isn’t a good one

Trump is about as crooked as it gets. Some of us knew that early on. I can honestly see why some would want to give the non-politician a chance, but when it became clear the guy is grade A  scum, all aboard the ship should have jumped off and stop defending him.  Including most of the GOP. Now they’re paying the price, with a group of certifiable loons running the house 

 

 

You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels,  my friend. 

5 hours ago, SSFB said:

I too miss when the world was better. 
Slavery, no civil rights for minorities, world wars. It was really great.

Shit became a 7-10 split when we allowed milfs to vote.

Went right in the gutter with no ball return.

1 hour ago, AK440 said:

Holy shit, your still at it with these stupid, unfunny 3rd person posts. 
 

Uhh derrr, Gym posts about himself in the 3rd person. Gym does it to rip on a user who’s not even on this forum. Gym is too fucking dense to realize it. Gym tries really hard to make these posts. 

Big Ern thinks you are a dykopath because humor isn't your thing.

Hustle a few rounds of the royal pins, enjoy some Tanqueray and Tab, and find me some snatch.  

19 minutes ago, Kivalo said:

Any of you guys John Deere guys?  I got the tractor (X485) and the 47 inch blower but its used and came with the wrong size drive shaft. The correct part # I need from JD is BM25304 which is a drive shaft AND front end kit to stabilize it as it passes through the steering arm. I cannot find out the part # for that stabilizing kit. The local dealer isn't an option as the reason I want the part # is to find something cheaper online.

Anyone got any ideas?

Did you spend the extra $350 on the power steering and Landau roof?  

1 minute ago, George Soros said:

My Antifa agents killed her. 

Georgie!  

Welcome to the party!

Can I interest you in a round of bowling for a few grand wager?  

16 minutes ago, SnowRider said:

I live in reality.  Most on here are devoid of reality has they lap up right wing misinformation and conspiracies.  See the Drumpf apologists and anti vaxers.  Deemed morons in the real world  

You are 9 pins short of a 7-10 split...

Is this Joe guy a Bible salesman or something?

2 minutes ago, ACE said:

I heart 2010 CFRs

I made little Johnathan's mom squeal last night like a belt with too little deflection. 

I never use just the tip.

@SnowRider

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

Everyone here should sponsor a fatherless family through the Unified Fund.  

I sponsor a fatherless family in every city I bowl in.  

I also sponsor the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. 

I have to do something.   I can't help myself. 

30 minutes ago, Deephaven said:

Takes a level of stupidity I don't have.  All you captain insecurity.

Don't sell yourself short, we've seen you in action. 

I think I caught the monkey pox from that single mom I had at the  1979 Iowa state bowling championship.

Nothing a little penicillin doesn't clean up. 

At least no one can put sugar in the tank of your car.  

Hope they spent the $350 on power steering and a Landau roof.  

1 minute ago, Steve753 said:

Ernie knows.

1 minute ago, ford_428cj said:

That the lug flick deal?

 

He's in the UP getting drunk on his ass- is what I gathered from his posts

Honest question  - how long since you had any pussy?

How do you think he pays his rent?

2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

I call you Bernie, as in Bernie Sanders you old fuck. 

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. 

On 6/10/2022 at 5:53 AM, Stephen Hawking said:

How about Donnie?

I like that.   I'm going to Munson the name Roy for Donnie.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!  You're out of your element!

1 minute ago, Polaris 550 said:

I came here and posted nicely, then got attacked. You attack me, better be ready for a fight. You got that Bernie?  

Didn't I tell you to call me Ernie or Big Ern?

8 hours ago, SSFB said:

Yeah but it’s mixed with goat pussy juice. Oops

 

Any port in a storm.

17 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Another one of Pee Wee's big adventures!!!

This shit never ends.

What's it gonna be next year, is he gonna haul a big float out to San Francisco for a GAY PARADE??? WTF? 

 

The kid sucks, he's crazy. Ne needs a good beating. That's the only way this type of mental case can change, otherwise he'll keep doing crazy shit like this forever!!

Meds will not help, only a good beating will straighten this kid out.

Go back to your own sub forum. 

2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

BULLSHIT!! I'll drive that boat like Reggie Fountain in the nationals, off the New Jersey coast in hellacious seas!!  

I'm going to call you Roy. 

2 minutes ago, Polaris 550 said:

Answer me, you fukker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you mean MY KIND OF FOLK!!! 

I'll folk your ass with a fukkin 5-D-Cell MAGLITE!!  

The more geriatric folk.