Simple Jim

@ZR6000RR met bigfoot once and he ate his ass. I was there videotaping. 

is it true north start performance has a fix for this with a power block clutch ? 

I wish @ZR6000RR would come back so he can tell us how he enjimneered it to not start on fire. hes a god amongst men 

Will ricky sell me some ti wristpins for my kawasaki? 

In northern MN we have a haydays and it involves 3 midgets 2 toasters and a spool of bailing string. 

last week @ZR6000RR had relations with my sister. I was more upset over the fact she banged someone out side of the family 

By northern Minnesota law he owes me 9 stones and a cow. 

Whose meat is getting beat and whose bushings need made? 

I'm so confused. 

On 5/20/2022 at 11:02 AM, Crnr2Crnr said:

are you a dues paying union member? 

part of AFSCME ?

 

I can make up works to AERYT23SADOIN2A

50 minutes ago, awful knawful said:

Does the grease help? Or cause issues?

well I enjimneered the data and its the only logical choice when you need to leave slime behind

10 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I hire the sign holders. You would not qualify. They actually have to get certified. You could not pass an Eye test is my guess.

Sometimes when I'm bored on the job site I cover myself in grease and pretend I'm slug crawling across the pavement. 

9 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Been lost enough times. GPS is now my friend for life.

I got lost in the portapottie on the job site once , took me two days to find my way out of there. Luckily I enjimneered a solution for it to never happen again using grade 123-6026 aggregate to find my way back. 

I get lost coming out of the garage.. thank got for my gps and my enjimneering technical knowlege 

On 5/16/2022 at 8:37 PM, ZR6000RR said:

What good is a wheelie? Gravel is all mine. To bad you don't have friends. I get it. New York is full of Fucktards. Surprised you are not fitting in there krommer? That big of an asshole?

derr de deee deeerrr derrrrrr 

My gripe is these assholes trying to impersonate me. 

12 hours ago, awful knawful said:

It's a farm machine. WGAF.

Just buy the Kawasaki. Better built.

 

 

HELL YEAH BROTHER BEST MACHINES EVER MADE!

13 hours ago, Gym Ramstud said:

Gym doesn't want to sound rude but Gym's 9R would spray roost atop any Kawasaki snowmobile ever made.  Gym once saw a Kawasaki attempt a wheelie.  Gym chuckled silently in his helmet.

Gym is having kartoffelpuffer smothered in thick applesauce for dinner tonight. Gym doubts he'll be up past eight thirty-seven to stare at the night sky.  Gym once teleported to another dimension.  Gym doesn't like to talk about the anal probing.  

Gym doesn't stand a chance because Jim rides at WFO throttle all the time. 

It was just me tearing ass on my KAWASAKI THE GREATEST SLED EVER MADE

On 5/11/2022 at 1:34 AM, Not greg b said:

I bought a new shovel. C2c is fucked. His drive way will be wreck. Me and gym will be selling it off cheap. 

can you give me buckets of rocks so I can be cool like @ZR6000RR too?

11 hours ago, Not greg b said:

I think cat is Still riding on the short bus licking the window.

Whats wrong with the short bus? been riding it for years. 

Doesn't matter they all suck compared to my Kawasaki . Kawasaki is the best brand ever. 

8 hours ago, Ernie McCracken said:

 

You two are on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. 

I wish I was , Jimmy has buckets of rocks , I don't have buckets of rocks I am too poor. 

5 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

I have friends that actually allow me to grab what I need. 5 gallon pails work great for filling in the pot holes from the spring thaw krommer. You probably have never seen class 5 aggregate let alone know where it came from being from New York State. 

Jimmy knows his rocks! Jimmy has friends! Jimmy rides the best equipment even though he doesn't use all the power of it! Jimmy is superior to everyone else because Jimmy said so! 

1 hour ago, ZR6000RR said:

All that is on the sled is the cover and the old tunnel bag. Was a quick clean as the wind was whipping at 45 mph and filling my garage with leaves. Pails are full of gravel for my driveway. Sled is going to the farm next weekend. I do not store them here year round. 

those the rocks you engineered up at work ? 

6 minutes ago, Rigid1 said:

Does it say it can't get wet either??

he prefers it like his wife - dry as the desert. 

5 minutes ago, Rigid1 said:

Dude, you have 14mi on your quad, have only gone 42mph and claim it is the best handling machine out there?? Do you not see that that is a comment a hack would make, you haven't even driven the machine to it's full potential yet..Did you test drive a same year and comparable can-am, Polaris, Yamaha, and kawi to make these claims?? No you didn't..So that makes you a big fucking hack plain as day..I mean WTF, talk about lack of self awareness.. You're nothing but a 2 bit hack..

hes many things ... short, fat, stupid, circus midget, needledickthebugfucker. On top of being a hack.