Simple Jim

1 hour ago, ZR6000RR said:

Buttholes , they aren't for pooping anymore 

now thats just gross jism

I ordered my new Kawasaki just because it was galaxy blue , I am just waiting for my insider to tell me when they will be on the line at arctic cat 

what day does kawasaki take over the arctic cat assembly line this year? anyone know?

47 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Yamaha will have 33 model variants for next (down from 37) year, and they are already working on the 2025 models. That came from a Yamaha employee in charge of the production line.

Did you trade him a bucket of gravel for this info ? or did he share you with uncle sasquatch? 

1 minute ago, ZR6000RR said:

So Simple Jim was raped by a Big foot it seams. I bet the Big Foot regrets it more than Simple Jim does.

uncle daddy , you know you cheated on sister mommy with the samsquantch , I seent it ! 

4 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Deep is a habitual loser. He has never had a true thought from his pea sized damaged brain.

what is worse a pea sized brain or a oversized butthole due to being jack hammered in it by a samsquantch?

10 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

No! You wont, unless someone backs out. After riding one, no one will. 

Till they see me pull up on the greatest sled ever produced - Kawasaki , it got our sister mother pregnant just by hearing it fire up. 

Did sasquatch buy you a drink before he took advantage of you ? or did you just go full pull on him right away. 

13 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

Well I think you and Krom can go fuck each other because I could care less what you think of me. Idiot is a word I will say fits you to butt munchers well. 

YEAH NANANANA POO POO STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO DOO!!!

6 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Anger management at it's best! Maybe his heart will explode when he realizes that the Blast is the only sled he could afford.

YEAH YOU TELL HIM JIZUM WE ARE BIG MONEY ROUND HERE

2 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

I think he is ill. No one can be this angry at life without something being internally wrong with them. Terrets maybe?

you were that angry after sasquatch got you in the woods in a good ol norman county stump hump. 

3 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Really? So it is more Ski doo and Poo like until you beef it up for racing. Looks pretty simple to me. Friend did it to his granddaughters sled. Was not very expensive and with the proper tools, took no time at all. Would be a good replacement for your 500's. About the same HP and top speed.

what do I need to do to make my kawasaki go faster?

Buttholes , they aren't for pooping anymore... 

17 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

Krommer is involved. Came off a hard cleaning case. Lots of ammonia inhalation went on there.

unlike the windsheild washing fluid you drink ? 

17 hours ago, krom said:

Per update powerpoint, intake system (from outside of hood, to throttle bodies) drops from 12 on the G2 pieces to 7 on the Catalyst.

129" skid doesn't have torque links, or coupling blocks fwiw

like you would know.

My kawasaki dealer said they are coming out with something called the synergist , it will be a supercharged greasy triple with leaf springs but it wont matter because I dont drive over 35 so I stay safe and alive 

2 hours ago, Sled_Hed said:

February 30th I believe. I've heard rumors of a Drifter F/A with EFI and Turbo.

Those arctic cat idiots wouldn't know what to do with a drifter before the turbo.. other than let sasquatch fuck them

Anyone know when Kawasakis reveal is ? Rumor has it they have some new tech coming out for me to ride 25mph with. 

can anyone show me the kawasaki vs catalyst video? thats wright there aint one cause they know the kawi would beat the brakes off that ass

I wonce stuck a marker up my butt and realized quickly it waas an exit only cave. 

my cousin in norman county got fucked by sasquatch and I watched

21 minutes ago, Deephaven said:

Best part is you are going to hate that sled.  Ride feel copies the others which you ridicule...yet you will change your tune since it's a Cat.  Perhaps you should change your name to Simple Jim.

that would not ma ma ma make me happyyyy 

2 minutes ago, Palu49 said:

I got a sneak peak about a week ago

I cant believe they leaked it!!! fawker is bad!

Whens the kawasaki release does anyone know?

All this rider forward stuff don't matter, my kawasaki will still beat the brakes off its ass. my kawasaki is the greatest snowmobile ever made

I felt powerless once , then a pooped in a pool at the waterpark and shut it down. 

12 hours ago, racinfarmer said:

Sad day, Simple Jim has been banned. 

No word on Gym yet.

@ZR6000RR sits when he pees and went crying to moderators... just like I had to cry to my wife after watching sasquatch get his ass ate by Jimmy while he was searching for buckets of rocks

9 hours ago, Not greg b said:

I see simple gym and gym made some new friends on hcs. Hcs was less inviting to those nice guys than the freedom sledder crew 

That dipshit @ZR6000RR talks out of his ass and this Jimmy decided it was time to hoof him in the front butt. 

Hes the smartest guy in the room but cant tell the difference between 3 and 6 miles. hes more retarded than me!

Does anyone know when the kawasaki reveal is ?