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  1. 2 hours ago, Jerry 976 said:

    This is why you never go through the drive thru... They always fuck you at the drive thru, you're miles away and you realize they fucked you... Always go to the counter....... 

    Some of them do not have walk in it seems like anymore, just drive through. Can't get anybody to work.

  2. 7 hours ago, Jerry 976 said:

    I liked the 3D optical illusion ones they had out years ago, once you figure out how to see them its pretty cool. 

    Stare at the center of the pic for a while and you should be able to see the hidden 3D pic

    This one is a elephant standing up.

     

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    I am one that can't ever see the 3D's. But I saw Steve's... whoaaa!

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  3. A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

    "Tony, do you have a story to share?"

    Yes ma'am, my daddy told me a story about my Aunt Karen when she was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got shot down. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife.

    She drank the whiskey on the way down in case the bottle broke when she landed.


    However, her parachute ended up landing right in the middle of the enemy troops. So she shot fifteen of them with her gun until she ran out of bullets then killed four more with her knife and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

    "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy try and tell you from this horrible story?"

    "He told me to stay away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."

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