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 A
little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.

She
picked up three cans and took them to the checkout counter.

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The
girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot

sell
you cat food without proof that you have a cat.  A lot

of
old people buy cat food to eat, and the management

wants
proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

 


 

The
little old lady went home, 

picked
up her cat and brought it back to the store.


 

They
sold her the cat food.


 

The
next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.

 

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Again,
the cashier said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot

sell
you dog food without proof that you have a dog. 

A lot
of old people buy dog food to eat, but the

management
wants proof that you are buying

the
dog food for your dog."

 


So she went home and brought in her
dog.

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She
then was able to buy the dog food.

 


  

The
next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.


 

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The
little old lady asked the cashier to stick her

finger
in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you

might
have a snake in there." 

 


The little old lady assured her that
there was 

nothing
in the box that would harm her.

 


So the cashier put her finger into the
box 

and
quickly pulled it out. 

 


She said to the little old lady, "That
smells like shit." 

 


The little old lady said,

"It
is. I want to buy a roll of toilet paper."

 

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Don't
mess with old people !

 

 


 
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