XCR1250 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 *An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. * *'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? * *Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?'* * The girl, crying, replied, Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... as ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a 5 million savings certificate. * *For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' * * 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy!.' * *'Oh! My goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! Come here and give yer old Dad a hug! I thought ye said a **Protestant**!!* 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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