Today's Joke

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Having a rough day?
Here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:

 

1 Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2 Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3 Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4 No one knows your secret place.
5 You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.
6 The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
7 The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater.

See, it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already.

Have a great day!!!!!!