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XCR1250

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Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage put my clubs & cart into the trunk, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
 

The wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 40 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped golfing.

 
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