Today's Joke-The F Word

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THE "F" WORD

Question:    When is the use of "@#$%" or "@#$%ing" acceptable?
 
Answer:       There are only 11 times throughout history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
 
In ASCENDING order, those exclamations were:
 
11.     "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
 
~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.
 
 
10.     "What the @#$% was that?"
 
~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
 
 
9.       "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
 
~ George Custer, 1877
 
 
8.       "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
 
~ Albert Einstein, 1938.
 
 
7.       "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
 
~ Picasso, 1926
 
 
6.       "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
 
~ Pythagoras, 126 BC.
 
 
5.       "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
 
~ Michelangelo, 1566.
 
 
4.       "Where the @#$% are we?"
 
~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
 
3.       "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
 
~ Noah, 4314 BC
 
 
2.       "Aw, come on Monica. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
 
~ Bill Clinton, 1998
 
 
"AND THE WINNER IS ......
 
1.       "There is no @#$%ing way Trump will ever become President"
 
~ Hillary Clinton, 2016