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A blonde is 20lbs. overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose at least 8 lbs. a week." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly all 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "But I thought I was going to drop dead every third day from all that skipping!"

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