Today's Joke

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A man met a beautiful woman. They fell in love, and he decided he wanted

to marry her right away. She protested, "But we don't know anything about

each other."

He replied, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a

very nice Caribbean resort. The first morning, they were lying by the pool

when the husband got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10-meter board

and did a two and a half tuck, entering the water perfectly, almost without

a ripple. He followed that with a triple-twisting dive in jack-knife position

before he again straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few

more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his towel.

The new bride said, “That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you

we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was moving

so fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would

hardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool.

She did laps in freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly! After about thirty laps,

completed in near record time, she climbed out and lay down on her towel,

barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic swimmer?"

"No,” she said, “I was a hooker in Chicago and I worked both sides of the river."