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Two young boys grow up together and move apart to take different jobs, get
married, etc. As proof of their friendship, they agree to meet every 10
years at a particular golf course in Florida and play golf. At age 30, they
finish their round of golf and decide to go to lunch. “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.” “Why?” “Well, you know, they got the broads, with the big racks,
and the tight shorts, and the legs.” “OK.” Ten years later at age 40 they
meet and play and then: “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters. “Why?” “Well, you
know, they got cold beer and the big screen TVs and everybody has a little
action on the games.” “OK.” Ten years later at age 50 they play a round of
golf, and then: “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “The food is pretty
good and there is plenty of parking.” ”OK.” At age 60 they play a round of
golf and the usual question after: “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?”
“Wings are half price.” “OK” At age 70 they play a round of golf., and:
“Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” "They have 6 handicapped spaces
right by the door.” “OK." At age 80 they play a round of golf, then the
question: “Where you wanna go?” “Hooters.” “Why?” “We’ve never been there
before"*
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