Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through
the family:
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his
grandson to his bedside, Guido, I
wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated ..38 revolver so
you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't
like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you
gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a
couple of
bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and
maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to
you watch and say, 'times up' "?