I stopped by my local Ford Dealership today to look at the new F-150 aluminum body pickup.
Looked awesome so I took it out for a test drive.
The salesperson (a lady wearing a Hillary for President lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options. The
seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed cool air to your butt in the summer & directed warm air to your butt in the winter.
-- I mentioned that this must be a 'Trump' truck.
Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a Trump truck. I explained
that if it were a Hillary truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your a$$ year-round.
The walk back to the dealership was worth it.
Okay so this is fiction.