Having a rough day? Here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile:
1 Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2 Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3 Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4 No one knows your secret place. 5 You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World. 6 The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7 The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater. See, it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already. Have a great day!!!!!!