A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small
fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual
dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the
color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s
men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like
you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women
in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:
"You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."