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    10 most Redneck Towns in Minnesota

    in Current Events

    Posted

    1 minute ago, Fireball 440 said:

    I'm surrounded by the necks, and I'm fine with that. Don your in the center of red neck heaven.

     

    1 minute ago, Fireball 440 said:

    I'm surrounded by the necks, and I'm fine with that. Don your in the center of red neck heaven.

    That's for sure, even have a local that lives in a 10X12 Garden shed and rides a lawnmower to work after 3 dui's.

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    Watch out Canada

    in Current Events

    Posted

    The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration.  The Republican Presidential primary campaign is prompting an exodus among left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and live according to conservative ideas about the Constitution.
     
    Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, global warming activists, and "green" energy proponents crossing their fields at night.
     
    "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota .  “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry.  He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
     
    In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them.  He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just keep coming.
     
    Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into electric cars  and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.
     
    "A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said.  "I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier drinking water.  They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though, and some kale chips."
     
    When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives.  Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and study the Constitution.
     
    In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border.  Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs.  After catching a half- dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
     
    Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, buying up all the Barbara Streisand c.d.'s, and renting all the Michael Moore movies.  "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said.  "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
     
     
     
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    States can restrict concealed weapons, court says

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       Finally: a well-dressed Wal-Mart shopper
     
    ......
     
    Just a housewife out shopping in Alaska
    No permit required in Alaska for either open-carry (must be 18) or 
    concealed    -carry (must be 21)

    CHECK THEIR CRIME RATE - LOWEST IN OUR NATION! 
    Why would that be??
    NOT one school shooting either.
     
     
     
     
       
     
     
     
     
     
       

     

     
       



     

     
     

     

     

     

     

    Let's be Politically correct

    in Current Events

    Posted

    I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.
     
    Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.
     
    The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.
     
    The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives.
      
    I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.
     
    Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!
    Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children.
     
    The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.
      
    The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.
     
    The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.
     
    So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.
     
    As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???
      
     As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.
     

    Today's Joke (informative too)

    in Current Events

    Posted

    A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

      The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858.  You need to send someone to my room immediately.  I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

    The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."

     The man replies, "Listen you idiot.  The window won't open….  that's a maintenance matter."

     
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    Trump's behavior threatens his nomination

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    Posted

     
    Donald Trump's Presidential qualifications...
     
    Obama is against Trump... Check
     
    The Media are against Trump... Check
     
    The establishment Democrats are against Trump... Check
     
    The establishment Republicans are against Trump... Check
     
    The Pope is against Trump... Check
     
    The UN is against Trump... Check
     
    The EU is against Trump... Check
     
    China is against Trump... Check
     
    Mexico is against Trump... Check
     
    Soros is against Trump... Check
     
    Black Lives Matter is against Trump... Check
     
    Move On is against Trump... Check
     
    Koch Brothers are against Trump... Check
     
    Bushes are against Trump... Check
     
    Planned Parenthood is against Trump... Check
     
    Hillary & Sanders are both against Trump... Check
     
    Illegal aliens are against Trump... Check
     
    Islam is against Trump... Check
     
    Kasich & Cruz are against Trump... Check
     
    Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump… Check
     
    NOW THAT BEING SAID...
     
    It seems to me, Trump MUST BE the Best Qualified Candidate we could ever have.
     
    If you have so many political insiders and left wing NUT CASES all SCARED TO DEATH, that they all speak out against him at the same time!!
     
    Most of all, it will be the People's Choice...
     
    PLUS
     
    He's not a Lifetime Politician... Check
     
    He's not a Lawyer... Check
     
    He's not doing it for the money... Check
     
    He's a Natural Born American Citizen born in the USA from American parents.
     
    Bonus points!
     
    Whoopi says she will leave the country...
     
    Rosie says she will leave the country...
     
    Sharpton says he will leave the country...
     
    Gov. Brown says California will build a wall...
     
    Cher says she will leave the country...
     
    Cyrus says she will leave the country...
     
    The Constitution and the Bill of Rights will prevail...
     
    Hillary will go to jail...
     
    The budget will be balanced in 8 years...
     
    Americans will have first choice at jobs...
     
    You will not be able to marry your pet...
     
    You will be able to keep your gun(s) if you qualify... (Not a criminal, etc.)
     
    Only Live Human American Registered Citizens can vote...
     
    You can have and keep your own Doctor...
     
    You can say what you want without being called a racist...
     
     
     
    Come to think of it, we have no place to go, but UP ! ! !
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    Today's Joke (informative too)

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    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

     

    We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.  I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I  thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

     

    Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.  He agreed, but he didn't say much. 

     

    I asked  him what was wrong; He said, “nothing.”  I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.  He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

     

    On the way home, I told him that I loved him.  He smiled slightly, and kept driving.  I can't explain his behavior.  I don't know why he didn't say, “I love you, too.”

     

    When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.  He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.  He continued to seem distant and absent.

     

    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.  About 15 minutes later, he came to bed.  But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else.  He fell asleep; I cried.  I don't know what to do.  I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.  My life is a disaster.


     


    Husband's  Diary:


     


         
    A two-foot putt ... who the hell misses a two-foot putt?
     
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    Today's Joke (informative too)

    in Current Events

    Posted

    Ethel checked into a Motel on her 60th Birthday, she was lonely,and a little depressed about her
    advancing age so decided to risk an adventure.
     
    She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
     
    She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy callinghimself Tender Tony - a very
    handsome man with assorted physical skills - flexing in the photo.
     
    He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs... and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns...
     
    She figured; "What the heck, nobody will ever know.  I'll give him a call."
     
    The voice on the other end of the phone was; "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"  Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
     
    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right to the point.
     
    "I hear you give a great massage.  I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one.  I should be honest with you.  I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.  I want it hot, and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything.  I'm ready!  How does that sound?
     
      He said; "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

    Random Photo Thread

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    Posted

    8 hours ago, Capt.Storm said:

    Oh...I heat 2500sq.ft 24/7 during the season..unless we are away of course.

    I heat 24/7 also but usually from December 1st. to March 1st. then it's way too hot in the home for my stove, even down to zero, sometimes colder outside, we need windows open. Stove came out of my 4 bedroom 2 story home, now a single story 2 bedroom.

    Today's Joke (informative too)

    in Current Events

    Posted · Edited by XCR1250

    I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
     
    I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
     
    He says "No, why the fluck would you ask me that? Is it because I am Chinese?"
     
    "No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
     
     
     

    Ain't it the Truth

    in Current Events

    Posted

    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it, 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

    Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next and can I run fast enough to get away. They're very much like the Democrats in Congress."

    The interview ended.

     

    Kewl pics

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    Posted · Edited by XCR1250

     
     

                                                      Jet wash in the morning mist

     

    Unusual cloud.

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    Ice cave, illuminated by a torch

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    Ladybug in the morning dew

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    Cloud: incredible picture

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    Rain over ravninoi - view from the airplane

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    One in a million

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    The tsunami of clouds

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    A magical place in Austria - Grer See

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    A rare and wonderful atmospheric phenomenon - "fire rainbow"

    This optical effect in the atmosphere, manifested in the appearance of a horizontal rainbow, localized on a background of light, high cirrus clouds are located.

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    Rainbow refraction of light in water droplets

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    Morskoi sand under a microscope with a 300-fold increase

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    Rhodochrosite - Beautiful Shii mineral, also known as the Rose of the Inca

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    The view from the height of 8000 meters

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    Splash - from the stone thrown into the water during sunset

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    In rare cases, you can see a rainbow at 360 from the plane

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    The crystal clear ice of Baikal

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    Blooming lotus

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    Lavender fields. Dawn. Imagine the aroma ...

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    Frame-fire: the reflection of the setting sun in her hair

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    Winter Fairy

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    Today's Blond Jokes

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    Posted

     
    Two blondes were going to Disneyland.
    They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland Left.
    They started crying... and turned around and went home.  
     
    CAR TROUBLE
     
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.  She tells the mechanic it 
    died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.  
    She says, “What's the story?”
    He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor.”
    She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
     
    SPEEDING TICKET
     
    A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her driver’s license.  She replied in a 
    huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together! 
    Just yesterday they took my license away and now today 
    you expect me to show it to you?”     
     
    AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
     
    A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that 
    her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    “Impossible!” says the doctor.  “Show me.” 
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed; she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
    She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
    The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
    “Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
    “I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
     
    KNITTING
     
    A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde 
    behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned 
    on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”
    “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT'S A SCARF!”
     
    BLONDE ON TIME
     
    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
    The blonde responded by saying that one was named “Rolex” and one was named “Timex”.
    Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like 
    that?”
    “Helllooooo,” answered the blonde. “They're watch dogs.” 
     
    FINALLY, 
    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
     
    In the swim-meet, after the blond came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that all the other girls were 
    using their arms.
     
     
     
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    If there is nothing to hide Snowrider why take the fifth?

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    Team Hillary’s e-mail defense is just laughable

     

    June 3, 2016 | 7:49pm

     
    Modal Trigger Team Hillary’s e-mail defense is just laughable
    Hillary Clinton Photo: Reuters

    In a communique to donors, Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta tried to exculpate his candidate’s lawbreaking in the E-mailgate scandal. Alas for Hillary, Podesta’s attempt has more holes than a golf course.

    “We know that our opponents will continue to try to distract us with attacks,” Podesta wrote. But State Department Inspector General Steve Linick is no right-wing Clinton-hater. The man behind last week’s brutal report on Clinton’s misdeeds was appointed by President Obama.

    Linick also served as an assistant US attorney, starting in 1994 — during the presidency of William Jefferson Clinton.

    “Secretary Clinton has said her use of a personal e-mail server was a mistake,” Podesta asserted.

    A “mistake” is when one hits “reply all,” and dozens or hundreds of people unwittingly receive a sensitive e-mail meant for one person.

    E-mailgate was no such casual gaffe. It was a deliberate and planned conspiracy in which Hillary evaded standard State Department procedures, installed an outlaw personal computer server in the basement of her Chappaqua mansion — 267 miles northeast of Foggy Bottom — and then reportedly paid aide Bryan Pagliano $140,000 to maintain that illicit equipment.

    Pagliano’s supervisors, the IG discovered, “were unaware of his technical support of the Secretary’s e-mail system,” including “during working hours.”

    After leaving State, Hillary had her server shipped to a facility in New Jersey associated with Platte River Networks, a Denver-based firm that lacked the security clearance to handle such sensitive gear. She then had the company try to wipe the server clean.

    Some “mistake.”

    “She believed she was following the practices of other Secretaries,” Podesta further claimed.

    This “everybody does it” defense is like saying “all motorists break the law.” But a parking ticket is not a drunken-driving arrest. Indeed, Clinton’s abuse of state secrets is literally 1,000 times worse than what any of her predecessors did.

    The State Department IG found that “Secretary [Madeleine] Albright did not use a department or personal e-mail account during her tenure, and . . . Secretary [Condoleezza] Rice did not use a personal e-mail account to conduct official business.” So neither of those two Clinton forerunners had any classified documents come or go via e-mail.

    Former Secretary Colin Powell used both government and personal e-mail accounts, although he had no private server. Clinton used her private e-mail and server, to the exclusion of all official systems and addresses.

    As for classified material, a March 2 memo from Inspector General Linick identified 12 documents that “contain national security information classified at the Secret or Confidential levels.” Among them, “Two of these documents were e-mails sent to Secretary Powell’s personal e-mail account; the remaining were documents transmitted to personal or unclassified accounts belonging to a member of Secretary Rice’s immediate staff and another senior Department official.”

    Meanwhile, The Wall Street Journal calculates that the total number of classified e-mails on Clinton’s server totaled 2,115. So, among “other Secretaries,” the final score is: Albright 0; Powell 2; Rice 0; Clinton 2,115.

    Yes, Hillary. Whatever you say. “Everybody does it.”

    The IG knows about these secretaries’ e-mail habits, or lack thereof, because they spoke with him. Conversely, as the report explains, “Secretary Clinton declined OIG’s request for an interview.”

    Most disturbingly, Podesta writes that “there is no evidence of a breach of her e-mail server.”

    Wrong! “We were attacked again so I shut [the server] down for a few min.,” Clinton Foundation alumnus and technical aide Justin Cooper wrote Hillary’s then-deputy chief of staff, Huma Abedin, in January 2011.

    Abedin warned colleagues the next day not to send Hillary “anything sensitive.”

    That May 13, two of Clinton’s staffers discussed Hillary’s concerns that someone was “hacking into her e-mail.” The report adds, “OIG found no evidence that the Secretary or her staff reported these incidents to computer security personnel or anyone else within the department.”

    Try as he might, John Podesta cannot defend the indefensible.

    Deroy Murdock is a Manhattan-based Fox News contributor.

     
     
     

    Luke AFB

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    Posted

     
    Luke AFB is west of Phoenix
    and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the
    noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that         it was there long before they
    were...  A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big
    pat on the back.  Apparently, an individual who lives
    somewhere  near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a
    group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall.
    When that
    individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must have stung
    quite a bit.
    The complaint:
    'Question of the day for
    Luke Air Force Base:
    Whom do we thank for the morning air
    show?  Last Wednesday, at precisely 9:11 A.M, a tight formation of
    four F-16 jets made a low pass over Arrowhead Mall, continuing 
    west over Bell Road at approximately 500 feet.  Imagine our good
    fortune!  Do the Tom Cruise-wannabes feel we need this wake-up
    call, or were they trying to impress the cashiers at Mervyn's early bird
    special?
    Any response would be appreciated.
    The
    response:
    Regarding 'A wake-up call from Luke's jets' On
    June 15, at precisely 9:12  a.m    .
    , a 
    perfectly timed four-ship fly by of F-16s from the 63rd Fighter Squadron
    at Luke Air Force Base flew over the grave of Capt. Jeremy
    Fresques.  Capt. Fresques was an Air Force officer who was
    previously stationed at Luke Air Force Base and was killed in  Iraq
    on May 30, Memorial Day.
    At 9 a.m. on June 15, his family and
    friends gathered at  Sunland   Memorial Park in  Sun City
    to mourn the loss of a husband, son and friend.  Based on the
    letter writer's recount of the fly by, and because of the jet noise, I'm
    sure you didn't hear the 21-gun salute, the playing of taps, or my words
    to the widow and parents of Capt. Fresques as I gave them their son's
    flag on behalf of the President of the United States and all those
    veterans and servicemen and women who understand the sacrifices they
    have endured    .. 
    A
    four-ship fly by is a display of respect the Air Force gives to those
    who give their lives in defense of freedom.  We are professional
    aviators and take our jobs seriously, and on June 15 what the letter
    writer witnessed was four officers lining up to pay their ultimate
    respects.
    The letter writer asks, 'Whom do we thank for the
    morning air show'?  The 56th Fighter Wing will make the call for
    you, and forward your thanks to the widow and parents of Capt Fresques,
    and thank them for you, for it  was in their honor that my pilots
    flew the most honorable formation of their  lives.
     
    Lt.  Col. Grant L. Rosensteel, Jr.
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