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Historic election
So, no matter who gets elected this November, it will be an historical moment:
If Hillary Clinton wins the U.S. presidential election, it will be the first time in history that two U.S. Presidents have slept with each other.
If Donald Trump wins the U.S. Presidential election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family.
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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Hillary voters.
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The most important six inches .................. is between your ears"His last quote is as good as it gets!March 18, 2013Gen. James Mattis, known to his troops as "Mad Dog Mattis," retired after 41 years of military service.1.. "I don't lose any sleep at night over the potential for
failure. I cannot even spell the word."2.. "The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot."3.. "I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading
with you, with tears in my eyes: If you screw with me, I'll kill you all." (said to the Iraqi leadership)4.. "Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment
(in American democracy) and kill every one of them
until they're so sick of the killing that they leave us and
our freedoms intact."5.. "Marines don't know how to spell the word defeat."6.. "Be polite, be professional but have a plan to kill
everybody you meet."7.. "The most important six inches on the battlefield
is between your ears."8.. "You are part of the world's most feared and trusted
force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon."Gen. Mattis in 20069.. "There are hunters and there are victims. By your
discipline, cunning, obedience and alertness, you
will decide if you are a hunter or a victim."10. "No war is over until the enemy says it's over.
We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in
fact, the enemy gets a vote."11. "There is nothing better than getting shot at and
missed. It's really great.."12. "You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the
brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it's going to be bad."Gen. Mattis and Gen. Dempsey13. "You go into Afghanistan , you got guys who slap
women around for five years because they didn't
wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain't got no
manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to
shoot them. Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you
know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people.
I'll be right up there with you. I like brawling."14. "I'm going to plead with you, do not cross us.
Because if you do, the survivors will write about
what we do here for 10,000 years."15. "Demonstrate to the world there is 'No Better
Friend, No Worse Enemy' than a U.S. Marine."16. "Fight with a happy heart and strong spirit"
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Haven't bought any guns in a few years but I have 20+ at this time.
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Humor From The Deep South
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head?"
"Yep," he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause it says:
'Fine For Dumping Garbage'."Louisiana
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodeaux was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
'Da End is Near
Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now
Afore It Be Too Late!'As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay.....'Bridge Out?'Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."South Carolina
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.How do you know when you're staying in a South Carolina hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says "Go ahead."
Florida
A man and his wife were driving their RV across Florida and were nearing a town called Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it -- KISS-a-me; kis-IM-me; kis-a-ME?They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a restaurant to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress; "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand?"
The woman looked at him and said; "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."Virginia
After Osama Bin Laden was killed, the next thing he knew, he was standing before the Pearly Gates. There he met George Washington."How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yelled Mr. Washington, as he slapped Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry came up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans’ liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
James Madison came up next, and said, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" Then he delivered a kick to Osama’s knee.
Osama took similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe, Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and 63 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As Thomas Jefferson hurled him against the gates, Osama saw someone who was not American, and recognized him immediately.
"Mohammed!" Osama screamed. "Great Prophet, this is not what I was promised!"
Mohammed replied, "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for you in Paradise. What did you think I said?"*** You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!
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Johnny's mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church." -
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When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” Hillary was shocked, but thought, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. And since I know he is addicted to sex, three times is not too bad.”She said, ”OK Bill, I guess I can forgive you.” Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?”He answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center."
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3 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said:
LOL, thanks Vince, I needed that.
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It seems that lately my life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become. The following is a recap of my current identity:I was born white, which makes me a racist.I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!
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11 minutes ago, DAVE said:
Brush cutting tools? Just pop a wheely and run the shit over man. Lol
Good Point!
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Here’s a very scary thought:
I had to take my vehicle to the mechanic the other day for service. The Service Manager, Pete, gave me a ride home and on the way he told me his theory about the upcoming election and the next four years of U.S. government. At first I thought it a bit far fetched. But as I listened to him it began to make sense, scary sense.
“I believe that Hillary Clinton will win the election in November,” Pete began. “Then, sometime between November and January, Hillary will be indicted. The IRS is now investigating the Clinton Foundation and the whole e-mail thing isn’t over yet. Once under indictment she won’t be able to assume the Office of the President in January. Tim Kaine, who will not actually be the Vice President because neither he nor Hillary have been inaugurated, cannot assume the Presidency. The Speaker of the House can’t move up to it because there is already a sitting President and Vice President. So President Obama, in an Executive Order citing 'emergency situation,' gives himself another four years in office is the only way possible.”
Pete believes Obama has been planning this for a while now, knowing he has enough on Hillary to indict her. Had the Attorney General indicted her based on evidence from the FBI, the plan wouldn’t have worked because the DNC would have quickly come up with another candidate.
If you think about it, it’s not that outrageous. Many people on the left, including the President, want Obama to stay another four years. The law prohibits him from being re-elected so the only 2 ways he can do it is either by declaring martial law and suspending the election (which would be a very negative thing for the country) or to declare himself still President because the elected candidate cannot assume her duties.
The latter makes more sense and is actually more feasible. And since it’s never been done before, it would set a precedent that would be difficult to challenge.
Of course, if Trump wins the election none of this is going to happen. But what if Pete is correct? Four more years of Obama and a mostly useless Republican House and Senate would give Obama the time he needs to continue destroying the country to fit his stated goals.
I thanked Pete for the ride home – and for messing up my day. Now I’ve got more things to worry about!
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3 minutes ago, XCR1250 said:
Neither of us drink, we carry koolers and brush cutting tools mostly, well and the wife's purse of course,, we also usually carry an ice cream bucket with water. The boxes are just standard size, mine is an OEM Polaris box.
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23 minutes ago, DAVE said:
Geez how many beers can you fit in those boxes? Lol...im usually good for a 24 of beer and a mickey of whisky of some sort.
Neither of us drink, we carry koolers and brush cutting tools mostly, well and the wife's purse of course,, we also usually carry an ice cream bucket with water.
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Few Pics from today s Ride
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4 minutes ago, Mileage Psycho said:
I'm sure she's chomping at the bit to go for a good ride on the new machine and Friday looks like a good day temp wise along with a little rain to keep the dust down.
We're going today in a little while.
There's some crap going on now with Tuscobia, the State turned it over to the County and County turned it over to the clubs, BUT there is some major repairs to be done including a huge washout East of Winter which is more than 12 feet deep, right now there is a 20+ mile town roads detour around it so we have been going West instead as we have dirt tires and wish to stay off pavement. The Clubs don't have the funds to do the repairs without some help from the State and that's to be determined yet so nothing is getting done.
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11 hours ago, Mileage Psycho said:
Nice surprise you got for the wife Don!!
Thanks Vince.
We're loading up now to go to Tuscobia, was supposed to go Fishing today but Jackie wants to try the new ride, probably go from Winter to SW of Birchwood and perhaps back to Park Falls although some of Tuscobia has washed out East of Winter and hasn't been fixed yet.
Murder Rates Worldwide
in Current Events
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This is FASCINATING !! ....... WORLD MURDER STATISTICS(not guns) .....
BE SURE TO READ TO THE END OF THE LISTINGS ......
From the World Health Organization
The latest Murder Statistics for the world: (2014)
Murders per 100,000 citizens per year.
El Salvador 69.2
Cote d'lvoire 56.9
Jamaica 52.2
Venezuela 45.1
Belize 41.4
US Virgin Islands 39.2
Guatemala 38.5
Saint Kitts and Nevis 38.2
Zambia 38.0
Uganda 36.3
Malawi 36.0
Lesotho 35.2
Trinidad and Tobago 35.2
Colombia 33.4
South Africa 31.8
Congo 30.8
Central African Republic 29.3
Bahamas 27.4
Puerto Rico 26.2
Saint Lucia 25.2
Dominican Republic 25.0
Tanzania 24.5
Sudan 24.2
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 22.9
Ethiopia 22.5
Guinea 22.5
Dominica 22.1
Burundi 21.7
Democratic Republic of the Congo 21.7
Panama 21.6
Brazil 21.0
Equatorial Guinea 20.7
Guinea-Bissau 20.2
Kenya 20.1
Kyrgyzstan 20.1
Cameroon 19.7
Montserrat 19.7
Greenland 19.2
Angola 19.0
Guy ana 18.6
Burkina Faso 18.0
Eritrea 17.8
Namibia 17.2
Rwanda 17.1
Mexico 16.9
Chad 15.8
Ghana 15.7
Ecuador 15.2
North Korea 15.2
Benin 15.1
Sierra Leone 14.9
Mauritania 14.7
Botswana 14.5
Zimbabwe 14.3
Gabon 13.8
Nicaragua 13.6
French Guiana 13.3
Papua New Guinea 13.0
Swaziland 12.9
Bermuda 12.3
Comoros 12.2
Nigeria 12.2
Cape Verde 11.6
Grenada 11.5
Paraguay 11.5
Barbados 11.3
Togo 10.9
Gambia 10.8
Peru 10.8
Myanmar 10.2
Russia 10.2
Liberia 10.1
Costa Rica 10.0
Nauru 9.8
Bolivia 8.9
Mozambique 8.8
Kazakhstan 8.8
Senegal 8.7
Turks and Caicos Islands 8.7
Mongolia 8.7
British Virgin Islands 8.6
Cayman Islands 8.4
Seychelles 8.3
Madagascar 8.1
Indonesia 8.1
Mali 8.0
Pakistan 7.8
Moldova 7.5
Kiribati 7.3
Guadeloupe 7.0
Haiti 6.9
Timor-Leste 6.9
Anguilla 6.8
Antigua and Barbuda 6.8
Lithuania 6.6
Uruguay 5.9
Philippines 5.4
Ukraine 5.2
Estonia 5.2
Cuba 5.0
Belarus 4.9
Thailand 4.8
Suriname 4.6
Laos 4.6
Georgia 4.3
Martinique 4.2
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The United States 4.2 !!!!!
I find this interesting, and asked my friend in Lausanne to tell me if it’s true.
However, SWITZERLAND 'S law requires that EVERYONE:
1. Own a gun.
2. Maintain Marksman qualifications ... regularly.
(Switzerland provides every citizen with 250 rounds of ammo yearly. 100 of that is used in yearly government MANDATORY Marksman qualifying, for EVERYONE over the age of 10.)