Simple Jim

4 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Hey Short round. I don't really care.

Your responses show you do and it makes me feel special

2 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Again, only going by your simple jim name. Most people who act like you do usually have issues. I dont have any shortcomings that I need to buy the biggest, most bad ass Quad to make up for those shortcomings simple J. Just sayin.

can I have your autograph ? half throttle warrior!

You couldn't handle my kawasaki

38 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Was not name calling. Just figured you are a little short in the pants to not know how a camera actually works. Maybe a little short in the brain function as well. You belong in a circus perhaps? 

Your concern about my pants size is projecting again , does your wife know you're sexually harassing dudes on the internet? 

"now featuring in the big ring Jimmy and his alterra 600 , yes we know its just like your sisters quad at home and its not as exciting for the crowd but its just fine for this little man"  

12 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

Guess you have no idea how a camera works there short round. 

listen here odd job , just because you lost your job at the circus is no reason to call names. 

On 5/6/2022 at 9:45 PM, Badger** said:

The last one I owned was a Kawasaki 700 Prairie I bought new, not the best riding ATV but OMG it was a hard working SOB. I'm sure there are better ATV's now.  

KAWASAKIS ARE THE GREATEST MACHINES EVER MADE

17 hours ago, wrinkly balls said:

JRAM , what is the top speed of the alterra 600?My dealer sells both cat and suzuki . Decided on a 2022 king quad 500 and it will do 62 mph. Not enough to make my shorts brown but still a nice machine for the farm.

Jimmys shorts are always brown

9 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

Here is one more for you. Enjoy fucktard! Questioning me owning? Get the FUCK OUT of your grandma's basement!

Do you work at a carnival or are you just a midget... 

1 hour ago, ZR6000RR said:

He forgot to tell them to unload it then. He called my dealer on his way to Sauk Center and told them about it Krommer.

My kawasaki dealer never forgets , thats because kawasaki is the greatest brand ever made. PERIOD

My kawasaki not only dominates in market share but on the ice , no 850 can touch it 

I wouldnt even bother lining up next to my kawasaki , itll make that thing shit itself. 

KAWASAKI IS THE GREATEST SNOWMOBILE EVER MANUFACTUERED 

13 hours ago, Not greg b said:

I thought his xc600 is the fastest straight line sled ever made?

second to my kawasaki

Does he sell a kit for kawasaki?

6 minutes ago, stinkipinki said:

Plowing is more about TQ and weight, HP numbers are pretty useless when it comes to towing and plowing. 

while it is , no one lists torque numbers , if they would list the number of where peak hp is achieved you could calculate the torque.. regardless the Alterra is weak compared to the other brands top performance machines. 

1 minute ago, ZR6000RR said:

Quit hitting on me. I am married to a wonderful woman. I am glad you are ok with your love of dick but keep it off this site. Lots and lots of children on here. Most act like they are from Kindergarten to third grade. You know, the ones that in Florida are supposed to not have to be told by anyone but there parents about  it. 

again projecting. Its okay Jizzim... I'm glad to hear her transitional surgery is complete so you can live a seemingly normal life. 

7 minutes ago, ZR6000RR said:

I am about at 26 with my 500 and it has no issue what so ever. Proved you wrong right there. You are the one who brought up the Gay shit. I just assumed that the reason you did that was a way of outing yourself. Just helping you out.

Jizzim its ok , you like me I get it ... but this hole is exit only bud... you'll find someone I'm sure that likes you for you! then you can go on romantic 10mph atv rides into the sunset together. 

2 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I have no use for anything bigger. I use my ATV primarily for work, weather it be pushing snow in the winter to yard work in the summer. I have no need to go wide open EVER. Just because you love giving blow jobs does not make it right for a guy to blow his buddy. You are one sick puppy!

So when you are pushing snow you dont want more horsepower to make it easier on the machine ? at a whopping 45 hp I bet its getting a workout .. 

2 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

Do you swallow? Gross if you  do. Fix that!

2 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

I know I am right. I am all the time when it comes to you. Go play with simple Jim. He will gladly blow you. You would make a nice couple.

Quit projecting your homo erotic fantasies on me.  We get it , you love blowing dudes its ok Jizzim 

1 hour ago, ZR6000RR said:

Not triggered by anything. Just tired of ass hats who think they know everything. That would be you for one! We call them around here, Fucktards! Just go on now and get on with your pathetic life. 

You're not triggered ... but you're constantly picking internet fights with people who prove you wrong. 

keep digging that hole jizzim

Just now, ZR6000RR said:

You have no clue Deep. I am certain you have not ridden the 600 cat though. I buy because my dealer is a mile from my house and is a friend of mine and has always been great to work with. I buy Cat products because that is what I have always had. Never had any issues with them what so ever. I am very pro Cat. I admit it. You on the other hand since you have never ridden an Alterra let alone the 600 is the dumb one here. 

*Are the dumb one here.

Fixed it for you dumbass. for such a smart guy your grammar is broke as fuck. 

15 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

You must have tried that and liked it from that response. When it comes to ATV's, sleds, cars and trucks, one should at the very least ride one first before buying. 

ohhh burn! 

14 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

No. I tested the Poop 570 and the Yamaha 700 with EPS. Neither were as good as the Alterra. Not even close! Could care less about top end as 75% work quad, 25% trail quad. 

a 570 huh .. Does those small bore atvs come with a purse and birth control or do you have to use your wicked parts discount for that ? 

5 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

You have never ridden one so your view means nothing. My brother has an Alterra 550 and that thing rides great. The 600 rides even better.

Do you need to suck a cock to know you dont like it ? 

On 4/29/2022 at 9:04 AM, fortune46x said:

I bet between You Gym and Jim theres alot of clean windows in Minnesota.

I have a window tech degree

On 4/29/2022 at 1:04 PM, Crnr2Crnr said:

She's such a cunt 

 

well now thats just uncalled for 

On 4/29/2022 at 9:13 PM, Doug said:

Actually hope there is some merit to this.  

Maybe Jimdo will give you some insider pics if your nice to him. 

 

Jimbo doesn't know shit simple jim knows everything 

On 4/30/2022 at 6:28 AM, Tripleflipper said:

And probably as current as Cat technology, LMAO

Faster than your POS I'm sure 

9 hours ago, ZR6000RR said:

They cant get shocks and micro chips btw. Dont see a microchip factory showing up in TRF, ever. You are delusional!

Shut up stupid. You're simpler than I am.

2 minutes ago, fortune46x said:

oh good ... we needed another one. 

watch it pal , i'll come after you too

1 minute ago, Bontz said:

Not!! 

strong words from a poo lar ass rider , real men ride kawasakis

23 minutes ago, Badger** said:

Skip the BS if you ever gat a chance go to White Pine and ride. 

I prefer to ditch bang and tail stand in minnesota my kawasaki is the best sled ever built.

8 minutes ago, Crnr2Crnr said:

look, another Jim...

roflmfao

 

Dddddon't make me get out of my hole and come after you

Simple Jim doesn't care how many arctic cats are being built 

Simple Jim knows Kawasaki will still dominate the market share.