Joe Biden

Listen here Jack, we are working on an unbeatable team. Once Ted Kennedy picks up his phone and accepts my VP pick, we'll have a ticket that Ronald Reagan can't possibly beat. First thing we're gonna do is ban all of them AR-57 and AK-13 rifles. Nobody needs 3 clips per magazine. We're gonna save children's lives here. As you can see, nobody has more love for children than I do.